4.22.2006

cheeseburger perfume

there are too many butts in the yard
purple sunglasses andy fuzzy bouquets
in glroius song from the core of the earth
firing earth-bound day to a myriad-pointed bright
flies fly in space and creatures crawl on earth
it was just then that the gates swung open
and the heavy thoughts were drawn back to a time prior
to sifting ant-arctic-dry-air through agony-wrenched teeth
sharp, white, the balls rest heavily on density
encroached, limiting our movement and enhancing our insticts (instrincts if you may)
they float by like thoughts without a mind
if clouds scatter brilliantly all waves to hues
saturated bowls of deodorized plum sauce
and cheeseburger perfume, cheeseburger perfume, cheeseburger perfume
that smells like delicious cheeseburgers lofting to my nose
pierced forever on the sourhern slope of Mont St. Michelle

from the collaborted creativities of Sam, Jerica, Paul and Myself

4.20.2006

pretty.

i thought it would be fun to have a picture on my profile so everyone can see my beautifulness always ... however, what a pain in the ass! ... so if anyone wants to go through the pains of the task, you got the job.

4.19.2006

butterfingers

Some genius thought it would be good to design a flight of riserless stairs open to four floors below ... Some other genius (this one is me) thought it would be a good idea to check my voicemail (voicemail from Brandon J. Brown, therefore he should feel real bad right about now) while ascending the stairs ... not a bad idea, unless you happen to drop your phone between the treads and watch it fall approximately 60 feet through an unobstructed path until it reaches the concrete basement floor at a speed of about #?! (<-- insert found speed here) ... and shatters into 3 pieces.

LUCKILY for those of you who love to call me - you still can... however, my beautiful color LCD screen now looks like a tie-die spider web (best description i can think of right now), so I will not be calling you unless your number is locked into my amazing memory (that basically includes Brandon and Jerica.)

So take my advice ... hold on to your phone tightly so it doesn't get ripped out of your possession into the infinite abyss!